Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I'm drive I can fine osifer
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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