I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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