People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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