is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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