he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
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