Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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