The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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