Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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