no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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