shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Bang-toberfest begins!!
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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