I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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