I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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