Welp...herpes.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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