This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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