new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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