ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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