i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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