i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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