Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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