Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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