she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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