Midget sex pt 2 tonight
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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