I'll bet she douches with gravy.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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