I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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