Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
The uberlube is also flammable
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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