Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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