Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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