she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
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