i just wanna soil my oats bro
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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