Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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