Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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