NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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