even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I did not marry a roomba.
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