Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Less talking, more tequila
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I think I sprained my soul last night
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize