It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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