I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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