Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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