Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Randomize
