A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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