Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I just want to make out with him forever
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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