I have demons in me.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I have already put on my inside pants.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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