on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Success! We fucked roommates!
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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