nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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