He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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