I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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