Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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