I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
We don't watch enough power rangers
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I currently don't understand fingers.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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