i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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