You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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