I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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