i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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