I must be too annoying 4 u.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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