I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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