what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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